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Romance Novels are For the Birds

Sorry, all you gals out there that read romance novels. I have been processing 120 or so romance novels every day here at the library, and I feel like my brain has flown out my ear reading the backs of these things. One book was called "Captured Conception" and the plot was about a couple getting back together after one of their frozen embryos was stolen! Come on, people!

So, I have decided to write the ultimate romance novel. The main character will be McKenna, a princess on the run from her ex-Mafia roots. She will meet Rafe (Like it? Quite popular as a romance male lead's name). Rafe is a sheikh prince turned Texas oil tycoon/rancher who is also an ex-CIA agent. He is going to take down the Mafia kingpins who threaten the princess who shows up at his cattle ranch, looking for work and love. Sound good? :)

said the Dread Pirate Ro at 5:29 PM on January 19, 2005

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